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When you're laying in a haystack, someone grabs a plum, puts it on their thumb, shoves it up the anus, and twists. they take it out, lick it, and declare they are ready for pie.
"Dude, did you see Peter give Sally a Tennessee Ass Plum last night?"
"Hell yeah I saw that! The plum pie we had afterwards tasted extra delicious."
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Ugly things put on a car by a redneck or wigger such as chrome or decals. Rednecks and wiggers act as if such things make their cars go faster. Often found on a ricer.
Billy Joe Jim Bob has an old 1988 Honda ricer that he loaded up with chrome and silly decals. That old klunker is plastered with Tennessee Go Faster and it still sucks. That dumb chav has more junk on his beater than he wears around his neck.
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A chick so ugly that in order to have sex with her, you need two paper bags - one for her, and one for yourself in case hers falls of..
Paper or plastic sir?
Paper. I'm going out with a Tennessee Two Bagger tonight.
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A large cocktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. When ingested, it summons Kolgorathnokterranonklus, Great God of Immoral wishes. Once he appears, you may petition him to grant your most "unconventional" wish (e.g. sex with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). Beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences--except the occasional appearance of a small child's face on one's elbows.
I used a Tennessee Wishing Well to become god-king of Palestine the other day.
Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?
When a person completely reeks havoc on a public restroom by simultaneously performing the classic upper decker along with the kentucky glue gun...
Bones has mastered the art of Tennessee two timer-ing every public restroom he comes across...
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The fine art of whilst conducting Anal Sex on a relatively loose lady, slipping your hand inside of her vagina and giving yourself a handjob through her pussy wall. It resembles the way that the japanese roll sushi, except the roll is your cock.
She was so loose, the only way i could bust a nut and get outta there was to give myself a Tennessee Sushi Roll.
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A sex move that involves no fewer than eight men, no more than one woman, a wheelbarrow, and coonskin cap.
“Bro, why are you limping?”
“Man, idk... I think I hurt myself doing another Tennessee Meat Wagon last night.”
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