Danish Tent Assembly

The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.

We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.

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Omar-the-tent-maker

The section in clothing stores for heavier set ladies.

I'm going to Omar-the-Tent-Maker for a mumu.

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Tent pegged

get absolutely wasted, hammered into the ground like a tent peg.

look at that bloke he is tent pegged

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Slam the Tent Flap

To do something successfully, but what you did has little or no impact.

Kenny: Dude, we totally beat our forecast for yesterday!

Neil: But you only beat it by about $1,000.

Kenny: Ya, I guess we really slammed the tent flap.

Neil: At least you beat forecast. Lately, I can't ever seem to slam the tent flap.

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as camp as a row of tents

someone who is so gay they are flamming!

he's as camp as a row of tents!

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tent in your pants

getting a boner that makes your pants stand up

"you have a tent in your pants dude, need help getting rid of it"

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tent trail

an ugly ass person with a nice body

mike and driu need a tent trail, because they were born without a personality

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