tea baggin

when a man repeatidly submerges his testicles into the mouth of a man/woman. The tea bagee must be laying down for easy bagging.

Yesterday when you left, I was tea baggin your sister.

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college tea

Extreme diarhea, usually caused by heavy drinking. Also known as the liquor shits. Diarhea is classified as such when stool is mostly liquid.

Oh shit, my asshole is on fire. That god damn bottle of Jager made me brew college tea.

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tea leaf

Rhyming slang for "thief"

That tea leaf half-inched me wallet.

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builders tea

The act of brewing cheap, inexpensive tea in a mug rather than a teapot. In addition to this, the tea is often brewed stronger and usually contains two or more spoons of sugar. Drunk usually by construction workers who haven't got the time (amongst their many breaks) to make a proper brew.

Example:

Builder 1: "Fancy a cuppa?"

Builder 2: "Yeah - I think the teapot is in the van."

Builder 1: "Don't be soft lad! The other builders will laugh at us! Get me the PG Tips"

Builder 2: "Hate builders tea, but I always have to have at least 5 before I can start work"

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tea-leaf

Classic Cockney/Australian rhyming slang for "thief". Direct antonym would be an honest fellow.

"Some tea-leaf nicked (stole) my cash!"

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Cup Of Tea

n. More commonly referred to as a "Cup", it is a member of one's perferred sex whom embodies perfect, or near perfect, physical and aesthetic attributes.

Did you see that girl? She was my cup of tea. I think I'm in love.

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Tea Belly

Tea Belly is an ailment that occurs when one has consumed too much tea. The sufferer feels as though a small, but not insignificant lake has formed in his or her gut. When the condition is at its height, it's not uncommon for the sound of swilling liquid to be heard as the victim walks around or engages in any physical activities.

Kat: Wanna another tea pal?
Tamsin: Aye, why not? Sure another couldn't hurt.

...Tea Belly strikes.

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