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college tea

Extreme diarhea, usually caused by heavy drinking. Also known as the liquor shits. Diarhea is classified as such when stool is mostly liquid.

Oh shit, my asshole is on fire. That god damn bottle of Jager made me brew college tea.

by black jesus August 25, 2003


tea leaf

Rhyming slang for "thief"

That tea leaf half-inched me wallet.

by P. Brain September 01, 2006


builders tea

The act of brewing cheap, inexpensive tea in a mug rather than a teapot. In addition to this, the tea is often brewed stronger and usually contains two or more spoons of sugar. Drunk usually by construction workers who haven't got the time (amongst their many breaks) to make a proper brew.

Example:

Builder 1: "Fancy a cuppa?"

Builder 2: "Yeah - I think the teapot is in the van."

Builder 1: "Don't be soft lad! The other builders will laugh at us! Get me the PG Tips"

Builder 2: "Hate builders tea, but I always have to have at least 5 before I can start work"

by Irondan March 17, 2014


tea-leaf

Classic Cockney/Australian rhyming slang for "thief". Direct antonym would be an honest fellow.

"Some tea-leaf nicked (stole) my cash!"

by Tristan MacAvery June 22, 2006


Cup Of Tea

n. More commonly referred to as a "Cup", it is a member of one's perferred sex whom embodies perfect, or near perfect, physical and aesthetic attributes.

Did you see that girl? She was my cup of tea. I think I'm in love.

by mrgnfnx February 17, 2009


Tea Belly

Tea Belly is an ailment that occurs when one has consumed too much tea. The sufferer feels as though a small, but not insignificant lake has formed in his or her gut. When the condition is at its height, it's not uncommon for the sound of swilling liquid to be heard as the victim walks around or engages in any physical activities.

Kat: Wanna another tea pal?
Tamsin: Aye, why not? Sure another couldn't hurt.

...Tea Belly strikes.

by Tea_Belly September 12, 2012


Tea Bag

(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.

Shut up or I'll tea bag you

by The clit commander April 11, 2003