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A relatively inexpensive, but good brand of whiskey from Canada.
Canadian Club and coke is pretty good.
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A sexual act performed in the presence of Lord Stanley's Cup by a large group of people (traditionally a Canadian hockey or olympic team). During this act a single person often referred to as the "Prime Minister" will sport a pair of recently slaughtered moose antlers and have him/herself richly lathered in countless kilograms of maple syrup. Then while humming the Canadian national anthem the other participants will remove the maple syrup and transfer it into the Stanley Cup without the use of their hands or inhibitions.
One of the most awkward conversations I ever had was telling my doctor that I got diabetes from Canadian history.
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The 3 brances of the canadian military, Army, Navy and Air after unification under former prime minister trudeau. Used to be known as Canadian Armed Forces before the name change to simply Canadian Forces. Consists of Land Command, Maritime command and Air command. These 3 elements make up what is known as the canadian army, canadian navy and canadian airforce. Members of all 3 elements are highly trained and respected professionals who defend the nation and keep the light of freedom burning across the world.
Who defends the nation? Canadian forces.
Who defends those who can not defend themselves? canadian forces.
who helps the weak and innocent? canadian forces.
who will never surrender and never give up? the canadian forces.
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An outfit consisting of a denim jacket and demin jeans. To spice up the outfit a button down demin shirt may be worn.
Look at that goofy canuck in his canadian tuxedo.
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When one dips his penis in maple syrup and wraps his junk with canadian bacon. The syrup will help the bacon stick on your penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse(vaginally or anally) and creates so much heat it cooks the bacon. This may take some time to cook. Once said bacon is cooked the woman then eats the bacon off said member while your jizz in her mouth
Dan: Yo Mike you were really banging that chick last night for a long time.
Mike: Yeah, as soon as she found out I was Canadian, she asked for a The Canadian Sizzler
Dan: Nice!!!
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"Hey, let's go pick up a Canadian Brick and get shitfaced eh."
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Used by americans in airports or foreign cities, especially after 9/11.
"Yeah, we love democracy and logs and stuff"
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