1.) The second best doritos chips known to mankind.
2.) Bloody diarrhea.
guy 1: "Hey man, guess what i got at the store!"
guy 2: "What?"
guy 1: "BBQ Doritos!"
guy 3: "Ugh, I had a BBQ Dorito yesterday."
guy 4: "That 'otta suck."
When you slap a girl in the vagina and red pounder comes out covering your testicles
Who have Becky the red Dorito last night.
The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.
The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
A boy with doritos in his mouth normally named Bryce
"oh hey there dorito boy" while stuffing his face with doritos and cleaning shelves.
When a board of wood is warped and a carpenter looks down at it to see that it is twisted. The board takes on a triangular shape similar to that of a dorito.
That wood is doritoing. I can’t use it.
A Club Penguin Community ran by a bunch of Pakistani Pedophiles. They log onto many Club Penguin Private Servers, being dickheads to the average players of these by spamming emoticons and their shitty "Family Forever" phrases.
Did you see the Doritos of Club Penguin online today? I heard one of their leaders like to groom children with Discord Nitro memberships.
Cheese infused truffle butter that bubbles in your mouth
I took a drink of Toms milk and it tasted like carbonated Doritos.