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Mexican dental floss

A small portion torn from the foil wrapper from one's burrito, used to clean between the teeth.

Man, that carne asada sure got stuck between my teeth. Good thing I have some Mexican dental floss!

by jac3 May 18, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


flossing your pubes

An expression made when you want to say "I'm just yanking your chain" but you have poo social skills so instead you say "I'm just flossing your pubes". When you're too much of a baller-ass vagojo slayer to just say some simple shit like "I'm just busting your chops" so you say "I'm just flossing your pubes" cause you fuck bitches til they die.

When someone uses dental floss to clean the fur of their nether region.

Example: I told my friend I was just flossing his pubes, after pulling a prank on him after I Alaskan Piplined his hot wife.
Example #2: After flossing your pubes I recycled the floss for self-dental purposes.

by sloppyjoesonthesehoes February 21, 2017

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Towel Floss

Using the owners towel to wipe your ass after taking a shit or sharting in the motel lobby. This is a nice follow-up to the classic Curtain Floss. Towel Floss is also handy when you drop a Tub Turd.

The next time Ron went to the Days Inn at the Columbus Fairgrounds, Bob tried to fuck him over on his motel room bill again. So he ripped the towel off of his head and used it for Towel Floss.

by Floss 69 January 22, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


go floss bitch

telling a sloppy slut to go floss her teeth

Rob: I thaught that bitch Sasha had gaps

Slump: She does. i just left some of my liquid kids in between her teeth after she gave me skull last night.

Rob: That bitch is nasty. She aint wash it out. WTF

Slump: Yo Sasha

Sasha: Yes daddy

Slump: GO FLOSS BITCH!!! Get my kids from in between your teeth.

Sasha: Ok hold on.

by Slump June 19, 2004

21๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


floss 'n fly

To leave, the act of getting up and exiting the general area around where ever one is

aight, lets floss 'n fly

by Greg Pierce, Registered P.I.M.P. May 4, 2005

24๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


nature's dental floss

pubic hair stuck in your teeth

I went down on a chick with a 70s retro muff and got a mouthful of nature's dental floss.

by I am Achmed July 31, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Barbara Bum Floss

when a hair gets stuck in your crack & you pull it out slowly.

I keep losing my hair but at least I've got some enjoyable barbara bum floss.

by Linda Flair August 14, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž