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The left over ham from Thanksgiving that one stores in their pocket until the timing is right. At that point one rips the ham from their pocket and begins second Thanksgiving.
Caleb was sitting in group meeting and decided it was the perfect moment to whip out his pocket ham.
A girl that has a flabby ass and loose vagina, but good for meaningless sex. Usually a girl you wake up next to and run away from as soon as possible. It is appropriate for your friend to yell "BAD HAM, BAD HAM..." when making a reference to your one night stand with her or girl like her. Sometimes the word is best used with a funny hand gesture or a finger wagging. Origin of word: Abilene, Texas.
"Damn man, how drunk were you? She is a straight up bad ham!"
"There was a group of black people swarming around that bad ham. They love bouncing that kind of ass."
"Hey Nolan, BAD HAM, BAD HAM!"
To pass wind with a sweet 'hammy' aroma.
Oh man! Which smelly fück's opened the ham?
Someone who is so fat they look like "shapes" instead of a person.
Ryan: Look at that fat bitch over there.
Joel: Oh God! That's gross how can you tell that's a person?
Cub: I'm going to be sick!!!
Joel: What a deformed ham!
Fenno: I'd still hit that.
The part of a male body which is being pleasured, ranging from a penis, to a big toe. Ham noid can be a vague term, therefore must be only used with gay men.
Dean's ham noid was worked so intricately that it nearly exploded with pleasure.
Tell her she can eat that ham; BITCH eat that ham for the fam!
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