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The best couple at impact who be booty smoogling and swoopty sherlooperpooping
Mario + Bree are the best couple at Impact and they so cute.
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Sex move that was derived from Fire-Flower Mario from "Super Mario Brothers". One gets some type of spice residue (tobasco, pepper, etc) on their finger and finger-bangs a female to "fire" her up.
Ryan performed the Spicy Mario on his girlfriend and watched her jump around screaming.
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When a female uses her own fingers, in her own ass, for the sole purpose of pulling them out and unsuspectingly swiping them across the upper lip of the guy (or girl) that she is hooking up with.
I was fucking this guy and he wouldn't stop squirming around, so I reached around and gave him a Super Mario.
I just wanted him to fuck my brains out but he kept fiddling around with a condom so I reached behind me to prep my fingers for a nice saucy Super Mario.
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That really annoying ass game that's a rip off of Super Mario Bros. Also known as "Syobon Action!".
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The name for "Jumperman" the character created in Donkey Kong (Arcade). He is now known almost exlusively as Mario and Super Mario.
Named after Nintendo's landlord at the time.
"Super Mario owns you. And your mom."
"Yeah, well you're no Super Mario."
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The skin abrasion acquired when one chooses to partake in any of the Mario Party Games offered for N64 which require rapid friction between the joystick and the users palm; usually in a circular motion.
This can can also appear as a blister, and often painfully peels away over the following days.
"Woah, why is your hand all bandaged up?"
"Mario Palm. The Tug-O-War had me going bat shit crazy."
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An Italian man who can lay pipe with the best of 'em; very proficient at cleaning out any faulty plumbing.
Super Mario came by last night and now I'm sore! That fucker can lay some pipe!
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