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The total karmic effects a person has, it may be instant or a while, like a reputation but for karmic standards if you will.
A criminal has a lower net karma from their wrong doings
A person who, over the Internet, thinks they're smarter than everyone else.
She is no stranger to trolling, flaming, or annoyance over the net.
She will demand that you use correct grammar, and, if you don't, assume that you're from a third-world country with access to a computer because you raided some up-scale environment.
reg. tired dude: man me to....
net genius: hey, excuse me, but can you please say "too" instead of "to" when using as an adverb. Also, don't forget to use a comma before man; remember you're calling that person "man".
reg. tired dude: stfu... it's the internet! I have a degree, two published books, an upscale apartment, trophy wife, and three redundant white women for oral entertainment, BITCH!
1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.
2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)
Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.
Exaggerated/Sarcastic anger expressed merely online caused by something seen on the internet.
Individuals who experience Net Upset generally forget about the occurrence as soon as they are distracted by something else.
“What a stupid riddle! Totally wasted two minutes of my life!”
“Relax ...it’s no big deal.”
“It’s ok, im just Net Upset”
Gay or lesbian Jewish figure
Or a person who does not support net neutrality due to money
Bernie Sanders is a net jew
The mesh briefs inside a guy's swim trunks.
Monique: At the beach, this guy comes over and squats down to hit on me and apparently his dick net was missing, because he was looking at me with his third eye.
Blaire: Eeewwwe!
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When you are at a goth club and are so eager to please a woman that you go down on her before even taking off her fishnet stocking.
I was at The Pit last night and some creep totally tried eating net out of nowhere.
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