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A black sugar daddy who woes white women by showering them with gifts.
Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.
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An impostor of the one and only Santa Clause/St Nick/Father Christmas/ Fat Jolly Man.
The typical Santa Claude does it for the benefit of his own sexual needs and wants, usually a pedophile or sexual predator.
Damn Fool! Look at that Santa Claude with all those innocent kids queuing up to sit on his lap.
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A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.
Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?
Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?
Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?
Tony: no.
Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..
When a mans leg is shaking from the weight
of a large woman but he has to remain pleasant
Wendy used to give a man an erection when she lap danced, now she only gives them Santa leg
A gentleman who resembles Santa with his white beard, but is thinner and more nautical. Oftentimes, he leaves you wondering - is that Samta? Or a sea captain? Oh, it's a Sea Santa.
Upon boarding the yacht, I says to the guy I says, are you Santa? No, he replies, I'm the captain. Oh, I replied. You're a Sea Santa.
The result of giving oral sex to a female during her period.
The red residue resembles Santa's beard = Red Santa.
John had a Red Santa after coming up for air.
A fat make-believe man that is very stupid and brain-washes all the kids to believe that he owns the North Pole and gives all kids presents on jesuses birthday and makes all the kids think about everything but jesus
Santa claus Is a very spoiled person