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A black sugar daddy who woes white women by showering them with gifts.
Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.
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An impostor of the one and only Santa Clause/St Nick/Father Christmas/ Fat Jolly Man.
The typical Santa Claude does it for the benefit of his own sexual needs and wants, usually a pedophile or sexual predator.
Damn Fool! Look at that Santa Claude with all those innocent kids queuing up to sit on his lap.
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A gentleman who resembles Santa with his white beard, but is thinner and more nautical. Oftentimes, he leaves you wondering - is that Samta? Or a sea captain? Oh, it's a Sea Santa.
Upon boarding the yacht, I says to the guy I says, are you Santa? No, he replies, I'm the captain. Oh, I replied. You're a Sea Santa.
When a mans leg is shaking from the weight
of a large woman but he has to remain pleasant
Wendy used to give a man an erection when she lap danced, now she only gives them Santa leg
AKA- Eggnog: that wonderful alcohol infused, yet seemingly innocous beverage seasonally responsible for transgressions ranging from mild next-morning memory loss to full-on office party infidelity.
Ho-Lee Shit! What happened last night at the Xmas party?
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.
The result of giving oral sex to a female during her period.
The red residue resembles Santa's beard = Red Santa.
John had a Red Santa after coming up for air.
A fat make-believe man that is very stupid and brain-washes all the kids to believe that he owns the North Pole and gives all kids presents on jesuses birthday and makes all the kids think about everything but jesus
Santa claus Is a very spoiled person