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A person who actively places furry animals into their underpants in order to hide them from the rest of the world.
Ever notice a person at the airport walking in a strange manner? this person is proberbly a Marmasset Smuggler and has 4 or 5 of the poor buggers stuffed in his pants. Customs will give you a hefty fine and a possible prison sentence.
A person who steals male penises, and transports them to the trans people. They smuggle penises.
My penis got stolen by that penis smuggler
Someone who likes having their anus fisted, while simultaneously having someone spit in their face/mouth.
Last night I met a Kangaroo Smuggler
When the eurethra of a mans big ol Willy cock gets sown shut
Don’t get a fucking smugglers hold
I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler.
A bloke who hides other blokes cocks in his ass for pleasure without hesitation or regret.
That Alexander Gregory roe guy from Sandgate is such a cock smuggler! He’s always hanging out upstairs at the best mega club.
An individual or group of individuals that carry excess body mass in/attached to either their abdominal cortex, gluteus maximus or thigh areas. This can also occur in a combination of these areas or all at once.
The excess body mass in these cases can be mistaken for holding or 'smuggling' turkeys within their undergarments.
Jeff, Sara, Tristan and Betty went to the store and couldn't believe the amount of people smuggling turkeys.
"Look at those turkey smugglers...that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3"