Smurf Cunt

Synonym for "Blue Waffles" a nasty, nasty disgusting picture for more see "Blue Waffles" or google "Blue Waffles"

Dude I was going down on this chick and saw the Smurf Cunt, threw up and got the hell out of there!!!

smurf turf

name given to Boise State University's blue colored footbal turf.

some teams use the smurf turf as an excuse to rationalize their poor performance.

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Dances With Smurfs

James Cameron's Avatar, so called for the following reasons:
1) Near enough the same scrpit as dances with wolves
2) The Na'vi look kinda like smurfs from the 80's cartoon series

1: Dude you coming to the cinema tonight?
2: What you going to see?
1: Dances with smurfs
2: Meh i think i'll give Avatar a miss

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Smurf Dick

The condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. The puss cuts off the circulation of your fuckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. Therefore looking like a smurf.

Yo, I thought that girl I stuffed was gonna have pizza dough puss but she gave me smurf dick.

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smurf diving

Adderall (Dextroamphetamine and Amphetamine) in powder-blue colored pills crushed and snorted.

Renee: "Hey, wanna toot some Addy?"

Mama Murder: Aw hell yeah, I love Smurf Diving.

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smurf snot

The slang for the color your snot turns after snorting typically blue 5-10 mg adderall.

Dude I just snorted 20 mg of adderall and now I have smurf snot.

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Smurf Dope

"Smurf Dope" reffers to methamphetamine that has a shade of blue. The cause of the crystalline substance (in this case methamphetamine) having that of a blue shade to it is the biproduct of methylamine being used as an alternative & higher quality ingredient.

"Smurf Dope" is blue crystalline methamphetamine

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