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a bill usually larger than $1 used to purchase beer
I got some beer tickets, let go to the bar or I can't go to the game cause i'm out of beer tickets
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A swingers free pass to have one-on-one sex, similar to a date or affair, with another swinger. Usually recieved for 'taking one for the team' or getting the 'softie'. example: I used my golden ticket to go have sex with *name* at his house. His wife was out of town but gave him permission.
Hubby said I can cum play with you tonight, cuz I earned a golden ticket on a softie last week.
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When you are good friends with a cop and he rights his name and personal phone number on the back of one of his business cards and if you get pulled over buy a cop you can get out of anything up to a class B felony but then that ticket expires and you will need to get a new golden ticket
dude I just got out of bringing drugs over the Mexican border because my brother gave me a golden ticket for Christmas
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Using an automated system to buy as many concert tickets as possible in order to make from them, at the sole expense of other concert goers. (Scalping).
Pearl Jam goes on sale on saturday! Are you ready to douche some tickets? Ticket-Douching
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A boy who you have a mainly platonic relationship with, at least on your end, that you keep in contact with and go out with for the sole purpose of getting free tickets to concerts.
YOU: I really want to see Bombay Bicycle Club, but tickets are $40 and the show's sold out.
YOUR FRIEND: Why don't you call your ticket boyfriend, I bet he can get you into the show.
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An act of rape/sexual abuse, in this committed by a man against another man.
Dude, Jeff was so wasted last night! You won't believe this!
What happened to him?
Well, he went home with an obvious cross dresser, and we were laughing to hard to tell him it was clearly a dude
Oh no! did he find out?
Well, let's just say he got a one way ticket to Florida first
A Florida ticket?! Poor guy
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The extremely hot wife of a moderately attractive man, who is assisted in obtaining extramarital sex due to the envy her beauty inspires in other women.
Susan was so not down, until she met my Golden Ticket.
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