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Something self-generated or inflicted that is fundamentally disgusting but relished simultaneously.
Sis: Done reading Twilight.
Bro: What the hell man?
Sis: I know, it’s disgusting yet at the same time I couldn’t stop reading. It’s similar to that one time I had a fart in the bath, it was disgusting but at the same time splendid.
Also known as a pirate bath, a "Russian Bath" is a bath where you wash your arm pits, ass and genitalia in a sink generally with paper towels, a wash cloth, or just your hands. The term derives from a play on the term "rushing", not an ethnic slur.
He was late for his hot date, so he took a Russian Bath to make sure he wouldn't stink to high hell.
A sexual innuendo for masturbating in the bathroom.
"Paul. What did you do in the bathroom? I saw white liquid in there."
"I was bathing the Gorrila."
a floater in the bath tub. made possible by a bathing child taking a dump in their bathwater.
"YOUR KID left another bath turtle in the tub. It's your turn to go clean it, Herman "
When a bachelor uses air freshener as a substitute for a shower or bath.
Pete: Hey man, you going to take a shower before we head out tonight?
Mark: Naw dude, I'm going to take a bachelor bath real quick
"M'lnel Bath"
Pronounced MILLENIAL BATH because it's all yours. You are entitled to it, and you are going to have it-because you CAN!
"Hey, that looks frikkin awesome- I want a M'lnel Bath NOW!!"
"I'm sooo worth a M'lnel Bath-NOW"
When you know you should take a shower but are running late or just don't want to so you do everything but take a shower. i.e. Much deodorant, perfume/cologne, moist towelettes...etc.
I was running so late this morning that I didn't have time to shower so I lazy bathed.
I lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.