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True bacon but from a cow or a bull. It has less saturated fats than pig bacon. Tastes, smells, cooks and looks very similar to a slice of pig bacon but has more scientifically proven health benefits.
Example 1:
Sat: "can't wait for my breakfast"
Matt: "what you having you posh twat!"
Sat: "8 slices of beef bacon fried on their on fats, fried beef tomato in cold pressed extra virgin olive oil, hash browns made from Golden yukon potatoes and fried in goose fat, 2 poched organic Chestnut Maran eggs with a touch of Himalaya red salt, 2 waffles with a touch of raw apple cider vinegar, and 4 slices of stone baked yeast-free Irish Wheatus bread spreaded with "Hook n Sons" raw organic butter."
Matt: "ooookay....."
Bring someone a plate of beef if you have a problem with them and say " yo got beef?"
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To steal, snatch, pillage, or take without permission.
Person 1: "Have you seen my pen?"
Person 2: "I'm pretty sure that guy corn beefed it"
Person 1: "You can't trust anyone"
Person 1: "I'm bout to corn beef the answer sheet"
Person 2: "Dude, don't do it. You'll get caught"
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to remedy a situation by issuing an apology and/or beating someones ass
Dude, squash the beef and apologize
Nick would like to squash the beef by throwing fists
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After an evening at a strip club, your wife asks you questions about your evening and when you lie to her, you envision the moment and gain a larger erection each time you lie.
Wife--"Hey Honey, did you get any lap dances?"
Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)
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A snaggle toothed prostitute with a busted up grill.
Stay away from that prostitute broooohhh. She's a beef chipper. She's known to gnaw it raw.
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