One of them "smart cars" especially the roadster
Just poppin out to the shops!
You going in that tard car!? U look like such a tard in that bag of shit, it's not fucking fast!!
A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb
My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good!
A phrase used to describe a car with forbidden modification done to it. A Riley car is often a muscle car that is AWD or a high-cylinder engine in a car that shouldn't have that engine.
You’re telling me that mustang is AWD, automatic and they put a v12 in it!? Such a Riley car.
BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>monkey sees kobeni car
>BEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BOOPPP
Commercials that depict completely irrelevant things on the screen to the actual product. Can also be known as insurance commercials.
"What is the meaning of life?"
*shows man playing frisbee with a dog
"Why are we here?"
*shows old couple laughing
"Are we alone in the universe?"
*shows children playing soccer or whatever
"Where did we come from?"
*shows meteor shower
"Where will we go?"
*shows astronauts spinning around
"Fuck you this was a car commercial. The all new (insert car brand) only from (insert car brand)"
Burner Car, is a car that has been stolen and is being used for a robbery, joy ride etc. which is later disposed of, usually by setting it on fire.
Very common in Merseyside, UK and London, can also be heard in many recent drill songs across the UK (Grime).
"Aye Laa we dashed the scene in a burner car" - We escaped in a car that we will dispose of later
A wedding where all the guys are showing off their rides. Can happen in situations involving a lot of divorce and remarriage where all the exes were invited.
"That wedding was such a car show that one of the mother of the bride's exes no-showed because his new girlfriend couldn't make it"