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Donkey Chain

A thick chain or necklace. (Over 30mm) Typically gold, but also popular in platinum.

I got so much paper, ya'll couldn't even hold my donkey chain.

by Skyy Alexander September 19, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


chain of causation

Legal term used to describe a situation in which a person who seems to be entirely at fault for an event that is punishable by sizable fine and/or jailtime can prove that it was not his or herfault.
Also, whiny, non-responsibility-taking, foolish, last-ditch effort to defer blame.

"The devil made me do it." AND
"I only hit you because you're a whore."

by amc December 1, 2004

33๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alice In Chains

THE most amazing band to have ever existed, full stop. You can have your Beatles, and Rolling Stones, and Led Zep, and Nirvana, al the bands that normally come up when the question 'dude, who is the greatest band ever?' comes up, but Alice kick all their asses. RIP Layne, Rock on forever.

"Dude, why do Alice In Chains rock so fucking much?"

by Fitz May 31, 2004

840๐Ÿ‘ 774๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alice in Chains

Best band ever to exist. Period.

Alice in Chains is better than democracy.

by The Architect April 19, 2004

979๐Ÿ‘ 920๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chain Texter

1. A "Chain Texter" is a person who can NOT stop texting. They text in the bathroom, the bedroom, the car while driving the wrong way down a One-way street, anywhere they have a phone signal they text text text.

2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!

3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).

4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.

1. Look around the next time you are out and about, see who is and is not texting.

2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


daisy chain

A knot often used for storing rope on a sailboat consisting of many slipknots tied on top of each other. This knot is usefull because it makes the rope small but can but untied instantly.

"Arr, put a daisy chain on that rope before I keel haul you."

by Will March 20, 2005

184๐Ÿ‘ 160๐Ÿ‘Ž


chained up

same thing as whipped but not used anywhere as much.

"hes chained up!" - miguel
"you mean whipped?" - joseph

by jewsuph April 18, 2016

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž