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Masturbating with poop in your hand.
I got bored last night, so I spent some time cob corning.
n. A hand job using 5(yes, it has to be 5) spicy hot mustards for lubrication. Usually only for the local Chick-O-Breast sandwich(you won't need but 2 for the sandwich) or to dip your fries in. It's the Official Condiment of Mt Olympus!
Damian- "It was so slow at the Chicken Chokers Waffles and Cocks that I was actually able to sneak off and get in a fourth COB Sally before we closed. That's a personal best and if that's not retarded..."
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"
When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.
Another word for popcorn.
Suitcase: I never knew dead abusive fathers like steve cobs could taste so good!
Knife: I know, right? Want some butter?
Suitcase: Sure, babe!
Communicating Outside Boundaries.
LLC dedicated to people who communicate beyond internal line.
COB LLC made people who were once considered defective or a bit unrevolutionized pinnacle.
Chip On Board (COB) Light-Emitting Diode (LED)
COB LEDs are basically multiple LED chips (typically nine or more) bonded directly to a substrate by the manufacturer to form a single module. Since the individual LEDs used in a COB are chips and not traditionally packaged, the chips can be mounted such that they take up less space and the highest potential of the LED chips can be obtained. When the COB LED package is energized, it appears more like a lighting panel than multiple individual lights as would be the case when using several SMD (surface-mounted device) LEDs mounted closely together.
Being multi-chip packaged, the light emitting area of a COB LED can contain many times more light sources in the same area that standard LEDs could occupy resulting in a greatly increased lumen output per square inch.
According to A Way With Words, a podcast on PBS, cobs has sometimes been used to define a small or hard object such as testicles. When using the exclamation it can also mean “give it a little extra juice”, or “give it a little more testicular fortitude”
42:25, Pants on Fire, 16 October 2017
As the timer was running low and the home team was down by 1 point, a fan yelled “pour the cobs on”.
As Jill approached climax, in order to get her partner to increase intensity she yelled, “pour the cobs on!”
Instead of his friend consoling him, jacks friend told him to “pour the cobs” on and get over his ex.