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(n) In poker, a deck of cards that a player feels is not yielding an average number of playable hands.
"I'm not sure if it's a cold deck or I suck, but I can't win a hand tonight!"
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When a fat girl gets dressed up in expensive clothing and walks(wattles) around as she pertends she's the hottest girl in the hood.
Dee: yo bro you see that sexy fat bitch?
Mac: yeah bro she's totally decked out
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Divorced female's. Howard Hughes definition of a newly divorced woman. Hughes apparently enjoyed to bed females of this sort. The term is similar to that sloppy seconds.
I love nailing those wet-decks!
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Tech Decking is when you’re hitting it from the back and you pull out a tech deck and do tricks on her ass. This process has been confirmed to be the only moral way to have premarital sex.
“Yo I’m totally tech decking on this girl rn” -Chad “yeah I know, I’m watching because it’s so awesome”-John
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To defecate into the cistern of a toilet
"I just top decked my stepfather's toilet"
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Female masturbation. When a woman is rubbing her clit and labia in a repetitive motion with the hand flat in a way that resembles a DJ scratching a vinyl.
"Fran was late for work because she was too busy getting on the decks"
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1. A Traditional Welsh/Scottish-English Christmas carol
2. Punching a bag of Halls Cough Drops
Charlie has anger issues and a bad cough, so when the bag of cough drops wouldn't open on Christmas Eve, he knew he had to Deck the Halls.
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