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The spectacular new home of the New York Mets, located at the border of Flushing and Corona in the Borough of Queens. The food is fantastic.
Citi Field makes Yankee Stadium look like a septic tank.
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Regardless of sexual orientation, shit fields are the pastures where an individual resides following a sexual encounter with an "ugly bitch." You are required to maintain the field by picking up the diarrehea that the ugly whore dumps on the green. One tries to escape the shit field by proving themselves capable of acquiring quality ass.
I have been running around in the shit fields for two years before I banged my best friends hot ass mom last week.
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Where you have to go between second and third base.
We've gotten past second, but not to third yet, so we're 'dicking' around in left field.
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a corn field is when you cant talk about a subject becuase of the "ears" that are around who are listening
"omg did you see Carla, she is dressed like a total whore!"
"Hey its a corn field, can we talk about that later??"
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Used for when you and your significant other (girlfriend or boyfriend) decide to skip school and have sexual relations.
Bob: Where were you today dude?
Steve: I was on a field trip with Sally.
Bob: Nice.
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The practice of rapidly tapping a woman's clitorus as if slapping the buttons to make the olympic athlete run on the game "Track and Field" released by Konami in 1983.
I bent her over doggy, reached around and played track and field last night.
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1. Yeah whatever we already know the definition of field day that EVERYONE knows... (that day in elementary school once a year when you go play general fuck around outside) but i have a better definition... 2. When someone in authority/authority of feelings has fun just because they have the power to, its really not necessary, because in most cases the person does it just to be an authoratative asshole. 2a someone in authority can be a fire commissioner that goes into a loaded club when everyone is having fun and orders it closed (what an asshole) hes probably pissed off and jealous because he cant grind with the hot girls because he is married. 2b someone in authority of feelings is when someone you really care about is a fuckin stupid immature asshole about it and maybe, just maybe, a possibility of a little prick of a thought; grow the fuck up a little and get a clue (however, that may be too much to ask for a stuck up bitch) so they dont get a clue and basicly dont give a shit about any one but themselves. Thanks.
im only gonna do an example for 2a.. Hey , OH SHIT ?! WTF?! why the fuck are they closing the club? ... because the fire commisioner decided to have a field day with the amount of people in the club and issue summonses/tickets to the owner and kick everyone out with police escort ... wat the fuck man, this is bullshit there were so many hot girls i was dancin with
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