First Bite

When you eat a girls pussy for the first time

Yo my First Bite with this girl was crazy as hell bro. Wanna give it a try?

first dyke

A game won by correctly identifying the first lesbian you see in a given location. FD stands for FIRST DYKE. You must say or yell "FD!" or "FIRST DYKE" before your opponents say it.

Upon entering the local health food store, you see a woman buying organic, vegan, gluten free chickN strips. She is wearing a sports bra under a baggy t-shirt and knee length shorts, and Tevas. She smells like Axe body spray. You call out "FD!" two seconds before your friend yells "FIRST DYKE!" and you won! Congratulations!

First batch

The first batch of children from one couple (I.e. they had 2 children one year a part than took a break and had another 2...). also known as practice batch, these children normally have a lot of issues. And to some are treated like second class.

Second batch son: mom, why are the older kids so different? Mom: oh, their just first batch’s.

First Pancake

A common phrase coming from the expression that goes “The first pancake never turns out right, the second one is perfect, and the third needs some shaping.

Person 1: My daughters a bit odd.

Person 2: She’s a first pancake, your son is great though!

Nose First

When a male with a boner runs into a wall and their nose hits the wall first.

Man has a nose first down their

First Percentile

Someone who is in the first percentile of general intelligence.

In terms of intelligence quotient this would put them at an IQ of 65 or lower.

Person 1: Can't believe that fucking cashier ID'd me for a red bull
Person 2: Don't worry, I know that cunt he's First Percentile.

First Class

A phrase to describe the best of the best.

You met Diddy at a cafe?! FIRST CLASS!