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When a person in Springfield Massachusetts engages in sex with two homeless persons on both sides of said person. While they also simultaneously smoke Crack cochise.
My fucking bus had a lay over in Springfield Massachusetts. So I found 2 cracking homeless women and did the Springfield Grinder.
When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.
My bitch gave me the German Meat Grinder the other night, my cock is killing me!
a sex position in which the female stands on her head while the male inserts his penis into her rectum then begins to "spin it like a top".
KT got put into the Pencil Grinder position!
Imagine a praying mantis making love to a butterfly.
A South Alaskan side grinder is when you’re spooning your girl and you pop a boner, you continue to try to get rid of it while she tries to get closer, this grinding her side, and your dick
My dick got fucked up bro, we started to do a South Alaskan side grinder
A trick performed on a mountain bike or stunt bike where instead of properly landing a jump or bailing off, the rider lands ass first on the rear tire while the bicycle is still in motion, causing the rear tire tread to grind into the helpless rider's asshole as the bike slowly comes to a stop.
"Raul tried to hit that nasty tabletop jump at the bottom of the hill, but the dipshit half chickened out mid jump and ended up doing a coffee grinder instead! What a shithead!"
Using a cheese grader on your testicles.
Oh, man Wander gave TYer a cheese grinder for getting an F on his test.
A very dangerous weapon that can be used in the kitchen, and the crime scene.
“Im gonna cheese grinder your face”
“Honey can you use the cheese grinder, to shred some chedder”