Hog Heaven

On a guys night out, you go to a bar with the fattest women available. The goal is to submerge what little dignity you have left in their fat rolls, in hopes to take one home to fuck.

I just got to the bar and Im in Hog Heaven, most of these swines are a deuce to a deuce and a half. Im fucking tonight!

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ground hogging

when you have to shit really bad and the shit keeps on sticking its head out like a ground hog in the ground

Dad, stop the car! I have to shit so bad it's groundhogging!

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sweat-hog

1. a member of the class taught by Mr. Kotter on the 1970's TV show "Welcome Back Kotter" which starred a soon-to-be-famous John Travolta as "Barbarino"

We're just a bunch'a sweat-hogs teach'

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sick as a hog

a take on the term "Sick As A Dog"

with the recent outbreak of the H1N1 (swine flu) this term is a more relevant way of expressing how sick one is

Man 1: Man, I'm sick as a hog right now
Man 2: Don't come near me, I don't want to get the swine flu

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pillow hog

Jenna Pittaway

A girl with physical features similar to a small african forest monkey who steals pillows from your bed.

Giggles when given chocolate. Jumps on beds. Bites if provoked.

That bitch is a pillow hog dawg!!!!

Ahhh, that bitch is hella a pillow hog catttttt!!!!!

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fag hog

Straight people that hog opposite sex gay people for themselves.

MALE #1: Did you hear Dana hooked up with another gay guy?
MALE #2: Jeez what a fag hog, I wanted to fuck that guy too!

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hog leg

the biggest fucking joint you have ever fucking seen

dude...that's a fucking hog leg...there is no fucking way we will ever be able to smoke that fat ass spliff!

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