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All women. Being a "kitchen wench" is their destiny.
If women weren't meant to be in the kitchen, then why were they born with milk and eggs?
They must be kitchen wenches.
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Someone who just can't get food to come out right
Wife: this rice is a little crunchy, but it should taste alright.
Husband: Damn! You're a kitchen terrorist, you just commited a jihad on my food.
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A bunch of homosexual homeless people having an orgy in a vehicle.
Those homeless people just had a soup kitchen in my prius
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Area in your yard for cutting, splitting and piling firewood.
For example, if I had a stack of rough cut logs on one side of my yard, logs cut to length on another side, two or three piles of spit wood (especially if sorted by species) on the other side and a wood splitting station in the middle, my neighbor might say "nice wood kitchen you got goin' there!"
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The resulting scar pattern from when you burn or otherwise injure yourself while cooking in the kitchen. Commonly found on the arms and hands of chefs and other professional food workers.
"Tom didn't realize his arm was resting on the hot oven until he felt it burning; the mark it left was just one more kitchen tattoo from a lifetime working with piping hot oils and equipment!"
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A phrase often following "that's what she said" or a "your mom" joke, which is used to extend a sexual innuendo. First made popular in Southern New Hampshire by Anna L.
"That was the best tasting hot dog I've ever had!"
"That's what she said... on the kitchen counter!!!"
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A sex position in which each participant is standing and their bodies resemble a star. They then wiggle together and flop around (all while still standing.)
Also known as the electric chair.
We totally kitchen star'd at that party last night, it was sweet!
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