Angry llama

When hitting it from behind, you spit in their face when they turn around. They will wonder what just happened, then you cum on their face & in their mouth. But to do this successfully, you MUST call your Uber ahead of time.

Oh yeah I gave Tiffany the angry llama last night!

Obama llama

The alpha male of the llama pack.

OBAMA!! CHANGE!!

The Obama llama fought the other male llamas successfully to win copulatory rights of the females.

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llama boob

llama boobs are boobs that only llama believers have, people that worship the llamas as well. These llama boobs contain special powers just like llama ass , but llama boobs are way more special!
(the special powers CAN NOT be written on urbandictionary.com because llama lovers already know them :p )

llama lover : my ass is gonna buy it for you
non-llama lover : ur ass ?!
llama lover : yes
non-llama lover : i dint noe ur ass cud buy things =-O
llama lover : yup yup... i have a llama ass
non-llama lover : what can ur boobs do =-O?
llama lover : im not telling you =p
non-llama lover : i wannaa noe !
llama lover : too bad
non-llama lover : cuz i wanna do that too :
llama lover : i have llama boobs
llama lover : && u don't
llama lover : llama boobs have powerssssssss.

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purple llama

A purple llama is the gayest breed of llama, if they stumble upon and male of any race ( human included ) they will say that they want you in their mouth. They will also take you away and strip you, then rape you.

Jerry: OH GOD !!! It's a purple llama
The purple llama: Come over here, I want you in my mouth for the salty water
Jerry: NOOOOOO!!!!

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baby llama

a highly attractive female

I want to score with that fine baby llama.

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llama style

This involves 15 female llamas 1 male llama and a jar of peanut butter. First the male llama gets seated on a soft chair or lazyboy. 5 Fenale llama's well, do you really wana know cause you just may throw up in your mouth and Jason Hall is gay. Nah im just jk'ing and but sam ha im still not gonna tell you

llama style is gross

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llama

If you are from Mattituck High School.. and were in 9th grade Mr.Henke's 8th pd. lab class and also all over the school you know this refers to a twinkie *cough* :

Oh my god. His llama is going to hit me in the face!

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