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Mash Nap

Where on masturbates then naps immediately after.

Alex took herself to her bedroom for a quick mash nap.

by Somewhere soon March 27, 2022


word-mash

when you mash two words to make anew but un-official word. For example: carate is a word when that comes out when you mash up cat and pirate.

i wonder what bird and baseball would sound if they were together... why dont i word-mash them together?

by da bruh man August 18, 2022


Pazzy Mash

A tasty addition to a meal. It consists of simply mashed parsnips, but can also contain mashed potatoes too.

It was first discovered in the Welsh capital city of Cardiff, however it's roots are firmly established in the Cambridgeshire village of Northborough. Nevertheless, the Welsh will probably try to claim it as theirs in another pathetic attempt at claiming that their country has contributed anything significant to the world.

Person 1: Hey, do you want some pazzy mash for dinner?

Person 2: Pazzy mash? What the fuck is that?

Person 1: It's mashed parsnips, sometimes with mashed potatoes in it, too.

Person 2: Really? Sounds lush!

by Xhris94 January 26, 2012


pasty mashing

The lesbian act of mashing two "pasties" (pussies) together.

"You up for some pasty mashing?"
"Yeah sure, I'm always up for some pasty mashing"

by fukinfrogslegs June 10, 2017


Ben Mash

I am Ben mash

Hi mate are you freighted ?

Yeah I am Ben mash.

by FreightedDave66 December 28, 2022


monster mashed

When ur absolutely fucked on bevs

“Yo John u goodnah Mate I’m monster mashed”

by Yehyehnah December 6, 2020


Mashed Potatoes

your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed :0

explanation: chewing potatoes mashes them ;)

To me, you are a mashed potato (mashed potatoes).

by allyson and ashley and audrey December 2, 2020