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A runner who is hyper focused on hitting high mileage. A mileage merchant will often make sure to let others know about their high mileage.
John always runs an extra few minutes to make sure he has the highest mileage on the team. Why does he always have to be such a big mileage merchant?
A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.
"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
Indian man who uses “samajh me aaya “
After every sentence and doesn’t let anyone talk , definitely a man with a pure heart and is rich af😂
Mera naam faizan merchant “samjh me aaya “
Mai jain mai padta so “samajh me aaya”
Mai bada hoko full paise kamatoon “samajh me aaya”
Stores and restaurants that sell feel and status rather than the actual products
Boy1 - Heard the new joint has some good food!
Boy2 - Bunch of vibe merchants! Edgy folks go there for vibe, not for the food.
A person who has no real skills in what they claim, but holds a certificate as "proof" of their expertise.
The programmer we hired is a total certificate merchant: he has an AWS Associates certificate but he has never touched AWS in his life. He's currently studying for Google one too.
Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.
Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.
BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT
BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT LIKES PENALTIES