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A sly underhanded satanic gesture spawned by women and rarely picked up by guys, who are too busy looking at their boobs to interpret anything they are saying.
Omg, so I was crazy horny and my vag was super thirsty, so I went around to all the guys at work and made every possible subliminal sex message I could think of, and no one showed up at my house later that night! So, I had no choice but to revert to overt sex messages and wear a bikini top to work the next day AND ONLY THEN everyone showed up at my house (even the boss!!) and we had an amazing orgy. Guys these days!, omg!
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When you hear that dreaded Microsoft Teams notification sound you know it's either your guidance councilor telling you your grades suck or it's another missing assignment
"Oh boy I can't wait to play with the boys!"
Assignments has sent a message
This is a meme that comes from the song "Roar of the Jungle Dragon" by DM Dokuro that is used in The Calamity Mod
The original lyrics are "This is my message to my master: This is a fight you cannot win. I think that past your Great Disasters, their victory stirs below your skin. If you proceed I will not blame you, I will move forth and win your war. But if I should die before you continue, you shall have heard my final dying roar."
The meme lyrics are as follows: "This is my message to my master: Input meme lyrics here"
Some of them are
This is my message to my master: You posted cringe and lost your subs.
This is my message to my master: Where is Supreme Calamitas?
This is my message to my master, H
there are a lot of possibilities for this meme.
This is my message to my master: where is Supreme Calamitas?
On Myspace or other sites with private messaging, after a series of back-and-forth messages, sending one that ultimately ends the chain.
You: Hey, what's up?
Girl: Not much. How bout you? =
You: I want to skeet on your face and make you slurp it up.
You: Wait, I didn't break the message chain did I?
breaking the message chain
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the lamest most retarded thing anyone can ever do with a cell phone.
text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!
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Getting a text message while zoning out or in the middle of the night (while sleeping, preferably) that scares you out of your skin, gives you a quick adrenaline rush, then leaves you with a slightly worn down heart and a bad message from someone you don’t really care that much about.
I got a text message heart attack last night when you woke me up at 2am with your pointless message!
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A text message that is missing vital letters that complete the message and help make sense of it.
These messages are usually composed by people that strive to save money by using as little characters possible in a text message, thus altering the message to make it relate to that of an uncompleted word puzzle from Wheel of Fortune.
Text Messenger #1: "hlo, wts up... u cmn ovr frdy?"
Text Messenger #2: "lol, nice Wheel of Fortune Text Message"
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