milk store

the place dad went for 32 years

Dad: im gon go to the milk store

Me: o k
Also me: wait its been 32 years

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Titty milk

That hot fucking milk that babies suck on

Jared:can I suck your titty milk
Emily:fuck yeah

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milk-drunk

- adjective

1. the state in which a baby's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of breast milk. This occurs right after a baby breastfeeds.

2. state of being after a really huge meal.

Baby Charlie was so milk-drunk, he couldn't keep his eye's open but he had this huge smile that wouldn't go away.

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forced milking

When you tie up a guy and jack him off repeatedly without stopping. After he cums a couple times, he'll become overly sensitive, and continuing to jack him is pretty intense overstimulation, so the body's natural reaction is to move away. That's why it's important to tie him down first.

Usually found in bdsm encounters.

"forced" distinguishes it from other things that are also called milking.

milking forced milking

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milk the prostate

To have your prostate gland massaged inducing man milk (orgasm), usually by a finger or sexual object.

"I don't feel like doggy style tonight honey, how about you bend me over and milk the prostate."

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Cougar Milk

Cougar Milk is a beverage used by cougars, with other cougars, as a social drink to dull the senses. Cougar Milk is often a gin & tonic, white wine, or Cosmo.

Cougar Milk is available at country clubs, tennis clubs, five star hotels and truck stops in Nevada. Women under the age of 39 should avoid Cougar Milk until they have developed a serious drinking problem. Cougar Milk should not be consumed until after 9:30 AM. Please use caution when operating a dildo or other sexual device after using Cougar Milk. In some cases, cougars reported an uncontrollable need to shop after drinking large quantities of Cougar Milk. Luxury auto dealerships and high-end jewelry stores should be avoided while using Cougar Milk unless otherwise directed by your divorce attorney.

After knocking back Cougar Milk all morning, the cougars went to the day spa and spent the afternoon complaining about their lovers.

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Meth Milk

Breast milk produced from a mother who does meth.

Obviously I got smart because my mom breastfed me “meth milk” for a year.

This bitch is so fucking stupid, her mom must have gave her “meth milk”.