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A person that is very drunk usually male.
'Man! Can we do it in the morning? You are off your mule'
Learned how to "lope my Mule out behind the barn. "lope your (my) mule" is the same thing as jacking-off,masturbating, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, jerking off, & etc.
What you been doin, Buba? Did you Lope Your Mule out behind the barn?
I got my education out behind the barn. That is where you learned how to "lope your mule". I still go out behind to do and learn things.
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to try something which won't do you no good -- it ain't a boy or a girl so you get nothing outta doin' it. May as well jack your own hammer.
having a crush on a happily married but very hot teacher
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When a gun got a really hard recoil.
I tested the .44 yesterday. It kicks like a mule.
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Southern expression: To refrain from beating some one's ass.
Origin: Has something to do with Jesus and his mule.
Son: Mommy, my teacher called me a dummy.
Mom: Lawd! Somebody hold my mule!
Tom: I heard that you got fired.
Dan: Yeah, I had to hold my mule on them beeotches!
Trina: Girl! They repossessed my car!
Keshia: Hold my mule!!!
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A response when you have no other come backs
Ken "Your mom is hot"
Terry "Eat that mule shit!!!"
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a girls ass so big it would take 5 mules to pull it.
Check out that girl over there, thats a five mule kart.
Katie has a five mule kart.
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