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A term used in web browser game "Haxball" that refers to a high quality pass or shot that typically goes between two or more opposing players, and often from a long distance away. Typically
Dude NeyBR hit a nasty needle thread yesterday i'll send you the clip.
And here we have Hax coming from his own half and intercepting the goalkeepers pass! A small chance at the goal AND HE GETS IT! AN ABSOLUTE NEEDLE THREAD! WHAT A GOAL! SENDING THE BALL PAST TWO GOALKEEPERS TO BREAK THE TIE!
A neologism formed by accidentally conflating "crack pipes "with "heroin needles" to form a portmanteau of urban detritus. "Crack needles," a term that may include either type of referenced drug paraphernalia, are often found littering vacant lots, alleyways, or abandoned buildings in the less illustrious, seedy districts of America's disinvested and depopulated inner cities. The lack of specificity about which drug may be semantically valuable in helping cover multiple societal eras of drug addiction, or it may just make the utterer of the term sound like a damn fool.
"They had, like, the most AMAZING cocktails at this bar, right? But the neighborhood is, like, super sketch. Like, we couldn't find parking out front, so we had to walk half a block, and there were, like, crack needles in the alley, and stuff. And this homeless person asked us for change out front." - Karen, probably, who normally only comes into the city for sporting events or anything with valet parking
I got the dirty needle from my girlfriend last night.
Very extreme Diarrhea.
Joe said when he pooped he was treading a needle.
Man with small penis
Man is that guy ever a needle dink fly fucker! Watch him go
Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:
Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,
One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,
The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,
Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.
When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"
Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
v. Inserting needle to someone’s penis and enjoying it (optional)
- Yo mike how was your day
- Nothin’ big but i finally got needle fucked
- Let’s go dude, who fucked you, was it Emma
- Umm, it was Richard
- I guess... it’s not gay if he only needle fucked you
- Yea, just needle fuck, nothing more