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A Pre-Order Relationship is a relationship which you and your significant other aren't really dating until a certain time or scheduled.
Yeah Elizabeth and I have that Pre-Order Relationship. How long until your Pre-Order relationship deadline.
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I'll have two number nine's , a number nine large , a number six with extra dip, a number seven , two number forty fives , one with cheese and a large soda
Big smokes order was very large
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the best way to get an asian wife without being asian.
$3.50! for a mail order bride? good lord thats a lot of money.
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Level of excitement that meets or exceeds that of an elementary school student on the day of the Scholastic book order arrival. Often coupled with great anticipation.
I just bought $5000 worth of stuff through Amazon, which should arrive next monday. I am book order excited.
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Its when you tie a black mans penis around their own ankles.
If you ever get my honey pie mixed up with my cootie again i will give you a negro restraining order
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typically overweight pissed off employee of some shit company ie: waffle house, ihop. who tends to have anger issues with anyone else we call "people".
Person 1: hey i need an omelet!
Short order cook: go to hell!
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A person who orderes take out food drunk and passes out before the food can be delivered.
A person who orders in a to go line who passes out in the car before they ever recieve their food.
The Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer ordered take out food from Wangs last night, but she passed out before they got there.