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The act of tapping stationary (most commonly pens or pencils) on the edge of a table or book to emulate the rhythm of a song played on one's ipod or in one's head. This inevitably has the effect of irritating everyone around the pencil drummer and causing him/her to be hit around the head with a textbook, salmon or any other heavy object to hand.
Often accompanied by terrible, unaccompanied singing on the part of the drummer.
Person 1: 'dum da ba dum da ba dum da ba-'
SMASH
Person 1: 'Fuck dude, what was that for?'
Person 2: 'Quit pencil drumming. Douche.'
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When you have so much anal sex, that poo is forced up your dick-hole and comes out as a thin pencil shape next time you pee.
I had so much anal sex with Ashley last night I had a poo pencil this morning...
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another word for cum.
A pencil is a slang word for penis.
A pencil sharpener is a slang word for vagina.
Pencil shavings is a slang word for cum.
e.g When a man and a woman have sex, the man sticks his pencil into the woman's pencil sharpener and they have sex. After a while, pencil shavings explode out of the pencil and into the pencil sharpener.
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Another phrase for a massive faggot.
- OP was a sharp pencil today.
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When a person sitting behind you, often in a desk, reaches their pencil and touches you in the buttock or butt crack with it. Usually they either jab or poke around a bit. This usually is only painful if some lead goes through your clothing and pokes your skin. This is all much to the enjoyment of those sitting around you.
Matt pencil raped me, like five times, in Spanish class yesterday.
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"i was lik, wow, onli 5$?! buh later i foun out it was jus pencil shavings"
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A person who uses a lame insult.
Mary: your a poo head
Sarah: oh yea well your a Crack Pencil
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