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When you have so much anal sex, that poo is forced up your dick-hole and comes out as a thin pencil shape next time you pee.
I had so much anal sex with Ashley last night I had a poo pencil this morning...
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another word for cum.
A pencil is a slang word for penis.
A pencil sharpener is a slang word for vagina.
Pencil shavings is a slang word for cum.
e.g When a man and a woman have sex, the man sticks his pencil into the woman's pencil sharpener and they have sex. After a while, pencil shavings explode out of the pencil and into the pencil sharpener.
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Another phrase for a massive faggot.
- OP was a sharp pencil today.
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When a person sitting behind you, often in a desk, reaches their pencil and touches you in the buttock or butt crack with it. Usually they either jab or poke around a bit. This usually is only painful if some lead goes through your clothing and pokes your skin. This is all much to the enjoyment of those sitting around you.
Matt pencil raped me, like five times, in Spanish class yesterday.
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"i was lik, wow, onli 5$?! buh later i foun out it was jus pencil shavings"
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A person who uses a lame insult.
Mary: your a poo head
Sarah: oh yea well your a Crack Pencil
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Proceeding to put a pencil in your urethra. Then put the pencil in a pencil sharpener, and sharpen it all the way down to the eraser while stroking your penis.
Bro, I just got cum on my pencil sharpener after pencil wanking.
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