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Simple Plan (Whinging gits) Should be renamed to Simpletons or Simply Painful. My message to them, boo hoo fellas, no really, I mean it. I can't imagine what it must be like growing up as a teenager with parents, in a house, with meals provided and no doubt all the little luxuries that are expected...wait....hang on a minute! Wasn't I a teenager once? By Zuess's beard I think I was! In fact, I'd go so far as to say that everyone has been a teenager at some point in their lives! If you think being a teenager is tough and no-one understands you then I can't wait for you to experience the real world! Wake up to yourselves ya bunch of spanners, appreciate everything you have got. The world ain't gonna come to you, you gotta get involved with it so STOP BLOODY CRYING!!! Sheesh! I just want to slap you all and poke you in the eye.
Simple Plan - Untitled - (How Could This Happen To Me?) Uh, guys, just cos the title is in brackets doesn't mean it's not a title! Stop trying to be clever...you're not! Goose!
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While the music itself is not too terrible, the songs are always about how much their life sucks or how much they hate themselves and wish they could die.
Quit trying to be emo and make some meaningful music for once, idiots.
Simple Plan: My life sucks!! WAAHH!! But I got tons of money!! WAAHH!! I can't sing!! And my girlfriend dumped me!! It's all my fault!! WAAHH!! I WISH I COULD DIE!!! WAAAAAAHHH!!
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The 'band' that makes me envy deaf people. I'm getting sick and tired of hearing their endless whining about how horrible their lives are (they should do everyone a favor and end them now).
If you put simple plan down, their prepubecent fans often say things like "get a life", often followed by a "talk to the hand because the face isn't listening" while flaunting their homosexuality.
Me: What the hell??! My ears are bleeding!!! This is terrible! What is this shit!?
Deaf Person: What?
Simple Plan Fan: Gawd! It's Simple Plan! Get a life!
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what you say to someone on facebook when you don't actually want to see them anytime in the near future
Facebook:
taylor posts picture
Jenna: OMG you look so pretty i haven't seen you in forever!
taylor: thanks :) i know! plans soon
*Taylor internally*: fuck this bitch
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No talent jokes from Quebec, who (along with Good Charlotte, Panic! At The Dico and Fall Out Boy) are destroying punk music, cause somewhere along the line Simple Plan became punk and mainstream music buried true punk like Bad Religion, Sex Pistols and so forth. Mainly listened to by wannabe punks who don't know anything about Bad Religion.
Fag: I like punk music.
Me: Oh, so do you like Bad Religion or The Misfits?
Fag: Who? I'm talking about Punk...like Simple Plan. Who ever your talking about can't be punk, I've never heard of them.
Me: *Punch*
Seriously based on true events
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To get rid of kids
Hey I just fucked some guys with no condom now I need Plan B
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a decent Canadian band that people love to make fun of.
Simple Plan is a band.
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