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An act performed by two people. Step one: One person grips another person's wenis firmly. Step two: Other person tries diligently to "buck" the other person from his wenis.
Friend 1: "Hey! The wenis rodeo is coming to town!"
Freind 2: "Oi! Let's go at it."
(Friend 1 grabs Friend 2's wenis. They proceed with the rodeo)
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When you're on top fucking a girl and you say "you're the ugliest bitch i've fucked all week" then your friend hiding in the closet with a video camera bursts out and counts how long it takes for her to buck you off.
I rode a Flint Rodeo for 15 seconds last night
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n. Noun, v. Verb
is a Minnesota version of a Rodeo. When trees are young, they can be bent over, with satisfying results. While hanging upside down from this tree, a pre-determined shaker shakes the tree back and forth. How over long the participant stays on, is there score.
Hey, what was your Minnesota Rodeo score?
:Oh, I got ten seconds!
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1st off you must find an unexpecting fat chick, presuade her to let you engage in intercourse from behind (doggy) while this is going off get your friend to hide in the cupboard with a video camera. For the comedy factor make her act like a bull tell her this will get you going as shes fat she will do all to please you. while thrusting gently place your hands on her breats and squeeze her nipples she will begin to try and shake you off like a bull while your mate is recording acting like the crowd at a rodeo the aim of the game is to last on her back as long as you can if you manage to cum you earn 5 extra points.
Grant: Chris really got away with Rodeo Riding that fat chick from jacksons.
Jagger: He's sick.
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Is when a broke back cowboy brings the KY Jello to a party wearing only a cowboy hat and boots with spurs.
Whose comin in hot to the lube rodeo...this guy, that’s who!
A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.
I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".
An action in which a puppy takes a chew toy hostage by grabbing hold with its teeth and front paws, tilts on its side, and uses its pelvis to slowly thrust, gradually gaining speed until it is until there is no way of stopping it.
Holy shit dude, your fucking dog is pulling a puppy rodeo!