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The thick and slimy trail left on your chest by a woman's vagina. While pushing an eager woman off your face......and down your torso
Julie tried to climb up onto my face and have me eat her pussy, but as I pushed her away she left a Seattle Slug Trail on my chest.
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During vaginal intercourse, the male will attempt to fist the woman anally, wrap his penis with the skin wall between the woman's vagina and anus and begin to masturbate while penis and hand are in the woman.
Dude I gave sally a Seattle South Paw last night
What Happened?
She cryed, but I've never came so hard in my life.
Nice
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Redhook ballcap, old flannel shirt, worn T-shirt with the Rainer Beer logo, cut-off levi's and work boots laced up half way.
Dude, as I saw the dude in the Seattle Business Suit go to the beer isle, I didn't know what he was gonna get, some micro or dreg, like Schmitt or something, yeay? Then pronto, he bought both.
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When a guy ejaculates into a filled soda can and leaves it for someone to drink.
Guy 1: This coke tastes kind of funny.
Guy 2: That's cause your drinking a seattle cream soda.
Guy 1: Ew. I'm gonna go shoot someone.
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The act of defecating into a sock monkey and throwing it at a victim while screaming " Your are my monkey, bitch!" and followed by monkey noises.
Brad made me angry, so I grabbed my sock monkey, filled it with a deuce, and threw it at him. I schooled Brad in getting a Seattle Sock Monkey.
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This private school is home to many from a variety of backgrounds. Most people think that the students here live in a bubble but check out their controversial SPU postsecret FB page and you might be persuaded otherwise
This school is well known for their nursing, education, business and music programs, along with many others
The Falcon sports teams are occasionally successful, at least the ones that they can keep up, which does not include football
The ratio here is well known to be 3:1 girls to guy which is fortunate for any guy, and every girl's worst nightmare. The ratio causes big headed guys, who come to expect the ladies to chase them down. The dress code is unspoken, a product of the ratio and never varies. Only the classiest for the girls at SPU
"Hipster" is the style that everyone at SPU gets converted to
Not everyone here is a rich kid, even Emersonians
6th West Ashton is home to the Orange Men, the male spirit crew at SPU
Gwinn is the only dining hall and is exceptionally great for most of Freshman year but shortly after, gets quite boring
There are only 4 dorm buildings, each with their own distinct personality, but are all community oriented
SPU has many opportunities for religious events, and activities including Wed. night worship, Urban Involvement weekly service, and SPRINT international program
"Let's apply to Seattle Pacific University, since the people there are so great!"
"You seem different, oh now you're an Seattle Pacific University guy…"
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When you buy a latte, blow a load in it and bring it over to your girlfriends house in the morning. She drinks it down and thinks you're a fucking prince.
Yo homie, ya see dat cashier?
Yea?
I gave her a Seattle Wakeup Call last summer.
Owwwww!!!!
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