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1) The second of four bases (including home plate) in the game of baseball.
2) Many argue the status of this base in terms of sexual engagement. Some believe it is intense feeling, while others believe it is a handjob/ fingering. Take your pick.
1) Johnson reached second after pounding a double up the middle. He gave a two finger salute to the crowd, acknowledging his 300th hit.
2) Johnson reached second with his two finger salute pounding up the middle.
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If a resident of the deep south, please see wife. Otherwise, somebody you'll probably rarely meet.
Uneducated southerner: I jes' married mah secind cusin!
Everybody else: I can't come to the party. I gotta go to my second cousin's funeral, even though I never knew him.
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fist base: kissing, french kissing, open mouth
second base: feeling up, touching breasts/ nipples, shirt off, touching penis
SHORT STOP: fingering, hand job
third base: blow job, eating out, tossed salad
home: duh, sex
ha ha i accidentally got to second base the other day didn't even realize my hand was there!!
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either oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple. can occur over or under shirt/bra and without shirts altogether.
first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping. considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.
"despite the fact he made me wet by running his thumbs across my nipples through my shirt, we still argued about whether he had officially gotten to second base the next day."
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An immense penis, similar to the use of the word tripod, although the word "tripod" does not do justice to the massiveness of the phallus.
Tripod? Fuck that, I have a second torso.
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Also known as a firefighter, because they only arrive on the scene after it has been deemed safe by a Police Officer.
The second responders will be staging for the stubbed toe until the first responder Police Officer arrives and makes sure the scene is safe.
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