shafted

to be hung over and tired

I feel completely SHAFTED!!!!!

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Shower Shafting

When you masturbate in the shower.

Oh no! I can't masturbate in my room because I have roommates! I had better go shower shafting to clear this urge! Or be good with girls and get laid!

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shaft snorting

Shaft snorting involves doings lines of cocaine along the shaft of a man's penis beginning near the base of and extending towards the tip. Sensitive-side shaft snorting can be performed with the man lying down and is usually started near the head of the penis and ends at the ball sack (dirf) region where a large a amount of cocaine rests for the finisher.

Andy got extremely high by shaft snorting Josh.

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Persnickety Shaft

PERSNICKETY SHAFT: SNOBBY DICK

PERSNICKETY: Fussy or having the aloof attitude of a snob; requiring painstaking care

SHAFT: a long pole forming the body of various weapons, as lances or arrows; dick

I cannot believe that persnickety shaft wore pink pants to work today!

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ham shaft

Dick

Come on over and play with my ham shaft

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Shaft Wangus

One who always recieves the shit-end of any deal, includin with women. He is always deemed as the "nice guy" who is never effectd by any of this, and even if he is he cannot express it.

"Hey look its shaft wangus, he seems sad but who gives a fuck? Let's go to him with our issues he'll help us out for sure."

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Empty shaft

when you penis remains erect promptly after ejaculation

Aw man look at my empty shaft

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