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When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked
I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!
Synonymous for toilet paper, but specifically a brand of toilet paper yielding superior quality for the purpose of taking a shit.
Dude! Did you use all the shit sheets AGAIN???
tossing and turning, not sleeping but trying to.
after all them toots, i was practicing karate sheets for hours.
Code name for the accounting documents that reflect a companies plan to reduce costs by cutting headcount / lay-offs. Refers to "shedding" employees. These are usually very guarded documents.
You know that Tony has Shed-sheets saved on the network drive but they are password protected.
A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.
Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
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Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off
When your so hyped to go to bed that you get a running start and slide into the covers.
Me: Hey man I'm gonna go eat the sheets
Friend: alright night homie
Me: *Sound of a full grown man sliding into blankets*