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shoe shot

"Shoe shot" - to consume a shot of your favorite alcoholic beverage by drinking it out of a shoe (usually a woman's). Variations include a "Choo shot", where the shot is consumed out of a Jimmy Choo and a "luge shot" where it is consumed by pouring the shot down an open-toed shoe directly into the mouth.

At that last company retreat, Bob was totally out of control - he did a Choo shot and a luge shot with Kristin and a shoe shot with Wendy! Talk about a foot fetish!

by Thirsty Lawyer July 9, 2014


baked shoes

a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere

guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?

by iGrim April 19, 2021


kung shoe

A game between friends where you surprise attack your opponent by kicking your shoe at them, typically while walking into room or around a corner. Also a pun.

Bill: "why did Jack just kick a shoe at you?"
Adam: "Bro, we're playing Kung Shoe."

by Communist bloc party February 3, 2017


wonky shoes

wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.

Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”

Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”

Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)

by hotgirlfriendofcole May 6, 2022


deuce shoes

Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall

I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.

by HogieSTL July 7, 2008


Dick in a shoe

Someone who is holding out on information that you want to know

"Hey Joey, stop being a dick in a shoe and tell us who you were banging last night then."

by macdaddyyodaddy December 12, 2014


elevator shoes

Shoes that prop yo tiny ass up so you can feel better about yourself.

My friend won't go bowling because his short ass wears elevator shoes.

by Trongster January 6, 2018