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Shoes that prop yo tiny ass up so you can feel better about yourself.
My friend won't go bowling because his short ass wears elevator shoes.
Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall
I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.
Shoes that make you run up to someone and hump them from behind
I hate these horny shoes! I will never wear them again!
a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere
guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?
A game between friends where you surprise attack your opponent by kicking your shoe at them, typically while walking into room or around a corner. Also a pun.
Bill: "why did Jack just kick a shoe at you?"
Adam: "Bro, we're playing Kung Shoe."
wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.
Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
Someone who is holding out on information that you want to know
"Hey Joey, stop being a dick in a shoe and tell us who you were banging last night then."