A Skinny Lincoln is the process of sticking a long, thin, object into one's dick hole
Ex. Old man richard caught the young boy stealing his corn, so he gave him a Skinny Lincoln.
When you put the mouthpiece of a tuba into a girl's asshole during oral sex and she farts
You: I was going down on Jenna and she wanted to try out a new move, so I got my old tuba from the garage and we tried to skinny tuba.
Jerry: Woah bro, did it echo around the house like I told you it would?!
You: Hell yea it did bro, even the windows were shaking!
when you have a bad chance of something.
Man i had a skinny chance cuz I remember when i was 9 or 10, i was in love with this girl and she didnt' like me and i couldnt date her. Man i had a skinny chance
when you're skinny and buff at the same time
caesar is skinny buff
A person transformed by weight loss into a better version of themselves.
Well your just a skinny hippo aren't you!
Someone who is iconic, skinny, and legendary
Opposite of Thick Salad
Oh yeah her? Yes she is a Skinny Donut, everyone wants to be friends with that icon.