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When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.
Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do some missionary?"
Mark was so drunk the other night he tried eating his sisters wooly snail.
Like a pink sock but the whole female reproductive system
“I queefed so hard I got a pink snail”
when a dude uses a glow stick as a catheter rod in his dick in the dark
"I smoked to much weed and thought my dick could be a lightsaber but it looks like a hypnotized snail 🐌"
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A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.
Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'
Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'
Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'
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To place ones flaccid penis across the upper lip of another male who has passed out.
Do y'all remember when he performed the snail salt on him? Don't worry we took plenty of pictures.
When you have had so much to drink that you can't actually walk and are puking all the way to the bathroom, leaving a trail behind you.
"If I have one more shot I will be a vomit snail!"