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A thing or event that is so awesomely cool or terribly bad enough to make you need to change your Facebook status immediately.
1. I think I just saw Mandy Patinkin at the Starbucks! What a status-changer!
2. I just heard that my next door neighbor popped his testicle while surfing. Talk about a status-changer.
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Any person/place/ or thing, that is not a pirate, that can input 2 or more comments onto a social networking status without drawing enough attention to receive a direct response
Jesse:" Did you see Chris' comment on Jesseism?"
Giovanni: "No."
Jesse: " It was soo funny! He's such a status ninja."
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1. n. The ability of someone to completely pwn his particular job.
2. n. To be so professionally capable at one's particular skill as to make the attempts of others to imitate you make them appear as retarded, thumbless, knucle-dragging apes.
Since Miguel is Pro Status he can take his wife's phone call while recieving head from his whore!
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The sexiest big French immigrant you'll ever see, as long you don't mind that she's green. Bring her your hungry, your poor and your destitute, if you know what I'm saying (wink wink nudge nudge).
Guy 1: Have you seen that sexy green lady across the river?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's too bad she's 20 stories or 354 steps out of your league!
Guy 1: Man, I wish I could get with the statue of liberty!
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Someone who always posts facebook status' with feminine or sensitive quotes or poetry.
1: Did you see Blake's status about love today?
2: Yeah he's a total status queer.
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A fag/slut that posts quotes or other pre-thought up Facebook or Twitter statuses every 10 minutes - 1 hour in an attempt to get alot of feedback, and then literally brags to people about how much likes and comments or retweets he/she got.
Dude, I got 5 likes all from girls on a Dr. Seuss quote I copied and pasted on my Facebook status. I'm getting so popular dude all the bitches want me because my Facebook statuses are slick. I'm about to tell my mom about how all these girls blow up my statuses and I'm the fuckin man now. Then I'm gonna post another life quote and drive all the bitches wild for me
.... Kid, your a fucking status tryhard. 21 years old and telling your mom bitches like you because of your Facebook statuses. But do they ever come out and try to talk to you? And when they do, ON YOUR FACEBOOK NOT IN PRIVATE, do you always make yourself look like a fag by caking so hard that you embarrass yourself in front of everyone? Yes, you do. Kill yourself.
(Based on true events)
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Short for "status quo ante bellum" meaning "the state before the war." Used to reinstate property boundaries, ownership, etc after a nation is defeated. Kinda opposite its contemporary meaning, "the way things are now."
In spite of the principle of status quo, West Virginia was not restored as part of Virginia after the (US) Civil War.
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