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u have a free pass to poop on your neighbor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))))
Hey I gonna poo on you
Why?
Its stinky poo day
This is a technique that can be used for sexual pleasure or as a means to avoid an orgasm that is uncomfortable due to a full bladder. When you have to urinate but do not want to stop having sex, the male simply pulls his penis out of the vagina and enters the anus. At this time the male should quickly urinate. The female should rest on her knees and drive her buttocks and anus towards the ceiling so the urine remains contained within the rectum. Once the male’s bladder is empty he should slowly pull out and reenter the vagina quickly and reach orgasm as rapidly as possible. Upon the completion of climax, the female can now lower her lower body. A mixture of urine, feces, ejaculate and other lubricants both natural and synthetic will at this time empty simultaneously from both anus and vagina. The flowing stinky river of fluids can be affectional referred to as the stinky mudslide.
With two young boys intimacy was very rare for Allyson and Adam. They were pressed for time. This rare moment of sexual explosion needed to happen now. Adam made the call … He would not be going to the bathroom. The Stinky Mudslide was there only option.
When somebody is close to achieving a stinky richard. but you come back and win the game anyway
You were close, but i got the stinky johny!
When you give you friend a dutch rudder whilst on the toilet hanging a shit !!
Fuck old mate was hammered last night he gave shorty a stinky Dutchman for a couple of smokes ..
Taking a shit in a toliet so long that when the turd breaks it brushes that back of your balls.
My toliet in my camper is shallow & puts the stinky paintbrush on me regularly.
Every 5 year old will say this at one point, whether it's when they take a big shit and it smells, or they watch a movie with a million fart and poop jokes.
Child: DADDY I MADE A POOP STINKY!
Dad: Wow son, very cool.
this one bitch at school who smells like shit every day and her hair is so greasy and never brushed. she always has mouldy food in her locker and she is just gross.
bestie 1: "hey whose that stinky girl with no friends?"
bestie 2: "oh thats sack"
bestie 1:"lol what a stinky sack"