thumbs up

your gay

some guy holds his thumbs up*

the other guy: “your gay”

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Butter Thumb

A flaccid, shriveled, post-coitus, penis and is still moist and shiny from the amalgam of sexual juices.

After Roger tapped his girlfriend during a lunch time quickie. Sonja went to the bathroom to wash up and grab a doddle rag to come back and wipe off Roger's Butter Thumb.

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thumbing the cookie

The act of group sex whilst listening to obscenely loud rock music and eating jaffa cakes

HEY JONNIE, STOP THUMBING THE COOKIES AND GET YOUR CANDY ASS OVER TO THE STUDIO FOR SOME HARDCORE ROCK-TUNEZ!!
or something to that effect

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Texter's thumb

When you develop a small to large callus on the tips of your thumbs from excessive texting. Or when you develop "pads" or flattened harder areas on the tips of your thumbs.

"Dude, I think i've got texter's thumb, just look at this callus."

or

"Wow, that is some impressive texter's thumb."
"I know, I think i text too much."

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Gamer's Thumb

The condition of getting a sore/blistered thumb from playing video games for an extended amount of time.

"I played God of War II last night for five hours and i hadd to quit because i got gamer's thumb."

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thumb ring

If a woman wears a thumb ring on her right thumb, she is considered to be Bisexual or Lesbian

Just check out pictures of the most famous lesbian, Melissa Ethridge. Her thumb ring is always on her right thumb

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thumbs up

A phrase used be Ebert and Ropert to show that they loved a movie.

Damn! that movie must be good, it got two thumbs up from ebert and ropert!

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