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when you firmly grasp one's pecker
Pierre: Richie I'm going to do a peena touch in 3...2....1....
Richie: *screams*
Pierre: No homo
Richie: Oh word
A creepy, icky, unpleasant quality of socially awkward people that often presents in the form of a soft handshake, a wet kiss, or a weak hug.
My great aunt Shirley's kisses make me dread family events. I do everything I can to avoid her booger touch.
STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
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An iPod that can work like an iPhone as it has a touch screen but it has no sim card slot so you are not able to use cellular signal. This means you can only use it with Wi-Fi or personal hotspots
...“and I also have an iPod Touch which I like to play games on.”
The sexiest, funniest, sweetest, most wonderful, and most generous man in the world. He'll make a great boyfriend, loving fiancé, wonderful husband, and a fantastic father. Savuth Touch's have a very literal sense of humor and a tough exterior, but on the inside they are as soft and snuggly as a teddy bear. Savuth Touch's belong with Shailie's because Shailie's can be trusted with their soft hearts.
guy 1: that guy walks like he owns the world
guy 2: yup, he's definitely a Savuth Touch
girl: Awe, that Savuth Touch is so perfect. He must be with a Shailie.
1. noun. a piece of technology, mainly used on portable computers, that acts like a mouse, but requires use of the finger to control the arrow on the screen
2. noun. a common synonym for the vagina
1. The Touch Pad is one of man's greatest inventions.
2. I felt her touch pad last night, and man was it interesting.
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1 : An adult boutique store that not only sells good porn, but also is the center for Strippers giving massages with the happy endding.
The strip club is a place to lose your money for no pussy,
But the Velvet Touch is another story.....
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