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A rare problem suffered by failures. Usually constitutes to community service hours and interrogations by the constable.
A problem faced by Chase Rodrigue.
"I heard about that Chase Rodrigue kid and his locker urination problem."
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The more literal translation of "you're an Idiot" it's shorter to write as a sentence and both sides get a good laugh out of the situation.
Douche: Hey Man, I have feelings too, just because I bang 20 chicks a day doesn't mean I'm a douche..
Funny Guy: Man, You're an Idiot. Get it? Urine Idiot! HAHAHA!
Douche: HAHAHAHAHA!
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When you laugh so hard that you pee your pants, and then mention it to your friends.
Marty: Hahahahahaha. I just peed my pants.
John: Ew. Dont give me a urination proclamation.
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A random loose pubic hair that falls from inside a man’s pants while he is shaking his snake and lands every so softly at the rim of the urinal.
Tim got done taking a piss and left a nice long urinal lock in the stall. He didn’t even have the decency to knock the lock off the bowl.
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urine vandalism (short: UV)
Like normal vandalism, just by the use of your/someone else's urine.
Adapted from Wiktionary:
Willful damage or destruction of any property with no other purpose than damage or destruction of said property using urine.
+ Yesterday, my boss laid me off. He's such an asshole!
- Really?!?! I think you shouldn't simply accept that!
+ What do you expect me to do?!
- Well, how about some urine vandalism in his office?
+ You sure? I mean, what if they have UV protection?
- If you really want to do a UV, no UV protection in the world can be strong enough!!!
+ You're right. Let's go and grab some beers. I've got a wonderful idea for a UV ...
- Damn, I'm so freaking excited ...
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When a person pisses in their hand during masturbation to increase the friction of the rubbing. (Salt in the urine creates more friction.)
Rubbing my dick dry wasn't working, had to give myself the urine hand.
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