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A rare problem suffered by failures. Usually constitutes to community service hours and interrogations by the constable.
A problem faced by Chase Rodrigue.
"I heard about that Chase Rodrigue kid and his locker urination problem."
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The more literal translation of "you're an Idiot" it's shorter to write as a sentence and both sides get a good laugh out of the situation.
Douche: Hey Man, I have feelings too, just because I bang 20 chicks a day doesn't mean I'm a douche..
Funny Guy: Man, You're an Idiot. Get it? Urine Idiot! HAHAHA!
Douche: HAHAHAHAHA!
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When you laugh so hard that you pee your pants, and then mention it to your friends.
Marty: Hahahahahaha. I just peed my pants.
John: Ew. Dont give me a urination proclamation.
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A random loose pubic hair that falls from inside a man’s pants while he is shaking his snake and lands every so softly at the rim of the urinal.
Tim got done taking a piss and left a nice long urinal lock in the stall. He didn’t even have the decency to knock the lock off the bowl.
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A piece of clothing that hangs down and drags the floor while walking, untied shoe laces, baggy pants, to big for your ass trousers.
At the gas station. Mommy Mommy would you tie my shoe's, sure come here, man these shoe's sure smell like piss, where have you been, just the bath room Mommy it was nasty in there.
Look honey these hispanic boys are wearing those trendy urinal mop trousers, there parents must be proud.
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When a person pisses in their hand during masturbation to increase the friction of the rubbing. (Salt in the urine creates more friction.)
Rubbing my dick dry wasn't working, had to give myself the urine hand.
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