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Definition . To discard one or more bio-degradable objects frivolously and pretending like nothing happend.
-Did he just spill french fries on the ground?
-He's not even bothering to pick it up, just waiting for the rats to eat it.
The pinnacle of excuses, “Wait this isn’t google” is an excuse to get out of a sticky situation.
Jake: “How to kill someone.”
Zach “....Huh?”
Jake “ wait this isn't google.”
Zach: “We’re talking, Are you high again?”
The death bed. Can also be known to reference a nursing home, the last stages of a Terri Shivoa, or any other situation that a human is put it and their death is certain.
None inflammitory.
Yeah man, my grandmother is in Gods waiting room.
Im sorry to hear that.
Thanks yo.
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Mom:eating rice time!!!!
Me:wait a small second,I'm finding something.
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The act of being rushed to be somewhere at an exact time, only to get there and wait a considerable amount of time for the other party/event to happen. Very common practice among doctors, strict grandmothers, and ESPECIALLY drug dealers.
Friend: Man, you said you were on your way an hour ago!
Me: I know, sorry, I'm meeting up with Ronnie for some party favors and she said be at McDonalds by 5. Hurry up and wait, I swear this always happens with her.
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The amount of time a parent spends waiting for their child to conform to a parental expectation or rule.
Mother (to father): "What took you so long?"
Father (to mother): "If I have to sit through another fuck you wait, I'm going to ground her til next century. I had to text her five times before she finally came to the car."
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