postcode file

A file format created by Microsoft in Windows 11 when set to UK English. Normally, when you right-click to compress a file, the context menu says "compress to postcode file" instead of the expected "compress to zip file."

Blimey! Windows 11's translation hiccup has left me in stitches. Trying to zip my files results in a 'postcode file' suggestion. I guess my digital documents are off to afternoon tea with His Majesty's postmen!

alpha file

Only one copy of this file may exist. In order to get this file, you must take someone else's alpha file.

Cotton couldn't take anyone's alpha file.

Got FBI files on your phone?

When you’re gonna check ya girl’s phone and she either snatches it or begs to get it back, this is what to say.

Her: Please give me back my phone!
Him: Got FBI files on your phone?

File Mirroring

A method of uploading files to multiple file hosting sites at the same time. This allows people to have more reliable file hosting by having it in more than one place.

I wanted to reliably share my program online so I uploaded it to upload-this.com a free file mirroring service.

me file

when you store things that are positive about you in your electronics

The me file made everyone have good mental health and an upstanding spirit.

Create-a-File

A technique used to make yourself feel like you have gotten work done on a project or essay. Involves opening a new document, putting on a title, and saving it with an appropriate name before getting distracted by more important things.

I tried to write my essay on Parallel Universes, but I ended up pulling a Create-a-File then making myself a sandwich.

get a file

a geek way of saying "get a life" (anagram coined by Chulimasia)

-during the 14 day trial of WoW i didn't sleep at all
-d00d, get a file !